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At left are two images using backscatter advanced image X-ray technology from the huge scanners that were introduced in 2010 at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago and other airports. At right are images from new scanners using new millimeter wave technology that produces a cartoon-like outline rather than naked images of passengers produced by using X-rays. Those airport scanners with their all-too revealing body images will soon be going away. The Transportation Security Administration says the X-ray scanners will be gone by June 2013 because the company that makes them can't fix the privacy issues. The other airport body scanners, which produce a generic outline instead of a naked image, are staying. 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blu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/4085c-andyrooney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andy Rooney</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-29T19:09:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2014/03/23/the-sweet-sounds-of-sweat/</loc><lastmod>2023-05-29T19:04:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2014/04/03/sorry-i-asked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/e2f9d-subway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>girl with strings</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-29T19:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2014/04/16/dont-judge-a-book-by-its-readers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/b466e-chimpanzee-at-typewriter-008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chimp</image:title><image:caption>This one is the copyeditor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/70693-ya-ya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ya-ya</image:title><image:caption>Hate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/fa394-bright-sided.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bright-sided</image:title><image:caption>Love</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-29T19:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2014/06/08/the-five-lessons-i-learned-from-strangers/</loc><lastmod>2023-05-29T18:54:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2015/09/19/1861-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/c75ce-attributed-to-hugues-jean-franccca7ois-paul-duqueylard-lot-sotheby-s.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Attributed-to-Hugues-Jean-François-Paul-Duqueylard-lot-Sotheby-s</image:title><image:caption>Attributed to Paul Duqueylard, Orpheus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/1390c-duqueylar_ossian_1800.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Duqueylar_Ossian_1800</image:title><image:caption>Paul Duqueylard, Ossian Reciting His Poems, 1800</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-29T18:50:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2014/05/24/out-of-the-pale-fire-and-into-the-frying-pan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/96f33-20171117_201556109225634.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20171117_201556109225634.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/59c36-1309888885-palefire.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pale Fire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-18T02:18:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2013/12/29/losers-weepers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/bf2f0-4w4w10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>intersection</image:title><image:caption>I shit you not</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-12T15:22:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2013/11/17/jury-duty-part-2-a-la-recherche-du-temps-perdu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/36e85-rodney-dangerfield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Imagine the ratios inversed</image:title><image:caption>Imagine the ratios inversed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/c7743-mob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Due process</image:title><image:caption>Due 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jeans</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-03T13:21:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2013/09/01/hell-on-wheels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/2a446-garynuman-urghamusicwar.gif</image:loc><image:title>Gary Numan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-03T13:18:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2013/08/25/people-you-may-know/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-03T13:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2013/07/28/the-beard-of-sysyphus/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-03T13:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2013/09/13/visiting-the-rockefellers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/dbf9b-rockefeller-house-dining-room131-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rockefeller House dining room131 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Hi grandma!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-03T00:33:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2013/10/07/park-slope-land-of-mystery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/461f5-4111dafec643b1fbc6987a98fe8d078e1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>optical illusion</image:title><image:caption>The intersection of Fifth and Fifth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/919f5-zapruder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The egg hits the car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/1979a-koons-cracked-egg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is what shows up when you Google "cracked egg"</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-03T00:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2013/10/21/hater-lover-forever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/6153d-12-16-tea-party-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I... can't... even...</image:title><image:caption>I... can't... even...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-03T00:25:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2013/10/29/the-diagnosis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/a86e3-death-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm just a little achy</image:title><image:caption>I'm just a little achy </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-03T00:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://introvert.nyc/2014/04/25/candid-camera/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/8d162-belly2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belly2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/c42c5-hospital2-e1401648133883.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hospital2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://introvert.nyc/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/324be-peach-e1398390522518.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peach</image:title><image:caption>What would you say this 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